Anti Bush satire mocking our dimwit resident George W Bush.

George W Bush is full of

WHO NEEDS VOTERS

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."
- Joseph Stalin

Who needs voters when you can have a Dimwit chosen by a pack of rabid right-wing justices in the US Extreme Court choose your resident for you? When you can have a Secretary of Snake in charge of certifying a pivotal state's election who was Dumbya's campaign official? When you can have a mob of paid Republican political operatives to disrupt vote counting in that state? When Dumbya's own brother is governor of that state, with the power to cast the decisive vote for electors in it's heavily Republican legislature; a legislature which was poised to install the dork if all their other pranks had failed.

Why bother to count votes when you can just throw them away based on the fact that they are from areas too poor to afford decent voting machines? Why bother when every dirty trick in the book can be used to delay counting votes until it is too late? Why not just say that recounting can't be done until the contest phase of the election, then when that arrives just say it needed to have been done before it!

Hey, why even allow people from minority areas to vote to begin with when we can just make up an arrest record for thousands of them! And let's throw in a few roadblocks on the way to the polling places! With Dumbya's brother Jeb as boss of all the authorities in Florida, there's no stopping us! Gidyap horsie! And just for kicks, let's make a ballot to use in the elderly Jewish areas which confuses Gore with Buchanan! What fun!!

Now we have a president who has the intellect of common lake trout and acts like an adolescent; who publicly admits an aversion to reading and can barely pronounce his own name; who is a tool of corporate fatcats one of whom is our vice president; who thinks the issues of global warming and ozone depletion need more study before they can be proved to exist; who has an agenda of raping the environment and turning back the clock on our social evolution and doing whatever will benefit big biz and further enrich the 5% who already hold the majority of our wealth; whose biggest accomplishment in life was to quit drinking; whose mountain of hypocrocies and outright lies continues to grow; who forces extremist fascist right wing policies on the country despite having the mandate of a rotten egg, and who makes fun of people he executes.

He couldn't wait a few more days to get an accurate vote count which would decide the country's fate for the next 4 years because delay wouldn't be "for the good of the country", after his party had spent over a year dragging the country through every soap opera detail of Clinton's extramarital adventure down to the last microscopic sub-nucleac sperm particle. So Clinton screwed an intern. Bush is screwing the whole country! Now who should be impeached?

But ya gotta hand it to him, Dumbya sure knows how to steal an election!